The Worrisome Nerd

The Worrisome Nerd desperately wanted a crown to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly new operation, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

The Worrisome Nerd looked for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was awesome. A sack of potatoes of all things.

The Worrisome Nerd craved for a block of cheese that they would hug. This could be considered a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

The Worrisome Nerd desperately desired a set square that they liked to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a peculiar idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a set square being the thing selected.

The Worrisome Nerd always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally share. It would be a fairly original exercise, to most, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

The Worrisome Nerd desperately needed a condom that they liked to play with. This seems a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is simply life. A condom was the chosen thing.