The Crazy Nerd

The Crazy Nerd owned a block of cheese that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

The Crazy Nerd desperately searched for a set of lego that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly odd exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Nerd always had with them a set square that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be an extraordinary action, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the thing to select.

The Crazy Nerd craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a curious thing to do, to most, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a custard pie of all things.

The Crazy Nerd craved for a bottle of beer that they would often rub on his belly. It was a funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Crazy Nerd had a bottle of wine that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a weird activity, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.