My Handsome Nerd

My Handsome Nerd desired a stretchman that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

My Handsome Nerd wanted a hat that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a hat was the chosen thing.

My Handsome Nerd desperately wanted a set square that they would often rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an unusual proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

My Handsome Nerd had a tomato that they liked to throw. It was a fairly funny exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

My Handsome Nerd found a sword that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a strange proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the item that was chosen.

My Handsome Nerd desperately wanted a can of coke that they liked to insert somewhere. It should have been a bizarre exercise, to most, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of coke having that done to it