The Scary Nerd

The Scary Nerd often carried a can of Tango that they would play with. It should be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

The Scary Nerd craved for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally demolish. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

The Scary Nerd desired a vibrator that they would occasionally eat. It is an exciting proposal, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

The Scary Nerd wanted a cup that they would occasionally demolish. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

The Scary Nerd had a vibrator that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This could be considered a weird and wonderful exercise, to you, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

The Scary Nerd wanted a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.