Their Big Nerd

Their Big Nerd desperately desired a hat that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly an odd approach to life, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a hat is the item to select.

Their Big Nerd carried a set of lego to put on his head. It should be a weird and wonderful action, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the thing to choose.

Their Big Nerd found a Harry Potter wand that they would often put up their bum. It would have been a bizarre exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

Their Big Nerd owned a set square that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a set square was the item that was chosen.

Their Big Nerd always carried a spade that they would occasionally hug. It would have been an exciting idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Big Nerd owned a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a new idea, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was amazing. A Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.