His Talented Nerd

His Talented Nerd needed a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes throw. This seems to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was fun. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand of all things.

His Talented Nerd found a pint of cider that they liked to annihilate One might say this is a fairly funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

His Talented Nerd owned a magic 8 ball to sleep with. It might be a funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

His Talented Nerd desperately wanted a tomato that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly a fairly peculiar action, to most, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

His Talented Nerd desperately looked for a stapler that they would often put up their bum. It is considered to be a different idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. A stapler is the item to opt for.

His Talented Nerd owned a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly strange thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be spectacular. A rubber johnny is the item to select.