His Lonely Nerd

His Lonely Nerd desperately craved for a cheese grater to smash. It is a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

His Lonely Nerd carried a Harry Potter wand that they would often sleep with. It should have been a fairly surprising activity, to you, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was out of this world. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.

His Lonely Nerd often carried a wig that they would cuddle. It should have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to some, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a wig is the thing to select.

His Lonely Nerd carried a toilet brush that they sometimes annihilate This might appear to be a fairly odd operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

His Lonely Nerd desperately desired a sponge that they sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be an original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a sponge being the chosen item.

His Lonely Nerd always had with them a custard pie that they would sometimes share. This might appear to be a fairly odd idea, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.