Famous Nerd

Famous Nerd desperately needed a bottle of beer that they liked to sit and look at. It was considered to be an original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

Famous Nerd craved for a ball that they would often insert somewhere. This seems a fairly peculiar activity, to most, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a ball was the item that was opted for.

Famous Nerd desperately looked for a melon that they would rub on his belly. It would have been an original thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a melon of all things.

Famous Nerd desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would often eat. One might say this is a fairly surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

Famous Nerd carried a tomato that they would occasionally worship. This could be considered a fairly odd approach to life, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the item selected.

Famous Nerd always carried a chocolate bar that they sometimes play with. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. A chocolate bar would be the item chosen.