Her Purple Nerd

Her Purple Nerd desired a CD player that they would occasionally throw. It might have been an original thing to do, to most, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

Her Purple Nerd looked for a crown that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems an extraordinary idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was fun. Strangely, a crown is the thing to opt for.

Her Purple Nerd desperately needed a set of lego that they liked to share. It should be a somewhat surprising thought, to most, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the thing to select.

Her Purple Nerd wanted a sponge that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the item that was opted for.

Her Purple Nerd often carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes play with. This might appear to be a curious thought, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

Her Purple Nerd looked for a sword that they liked to embrace. It should have been a surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be spectacular. Honestly, a sword was the thing that was chosen.