His Retarded Nerd

His Retarded Nerd owned a toilet brush that they would sometimes drop. It was a somewhat surprising operation, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. A toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

His Retarded Nerd carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

His Retarded Nerd craved for a sponge that they would sometimes hug. It was a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

His Retarded Nerd desperately craved for a vibrator that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would have been a fairly strange idea, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

His Retarded Nerd desired a bottle of coke that they sometimes drop. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

His Retarded Nerd desperately wanted a mug that they liked to put on his head. It would be an odd exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was entertaining. A mug was the item that was chosen.