His Orange Nerd

His Orange Nerd desperately looked for a radiator that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly original suggestion, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a radiator being the chosen thing.

His Orange Nerd desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they liked to eat. It would have been a fairly different idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

His Orange Nerd found a magic 8 ball to smash. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball of all things.

His Orange Nerd desperately craved for a wig that they would often eat. It might have been a funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a wig is the item to select.

His Orange Nerd desperately searched for a spade to sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly different action, to some, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a spade being the chosen item.

His Orange Nerd looked for a teapot that they sometimes hug. This seems a peculiar activity, to some, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be epic. A teapot was the item that was selected.