The Orange Nerd

The Orange Nerd always had with them a ball that they would sometimes demolish. One might say this is a surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a ball being the item opted for.

The Orange Nerd desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a fairly curious operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

The Orange Nerd owned a cucumber that they liked to demolish. This could be considered a fairly unusual suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the chosen item.

The Orange Nerd owned a block of cheese that they would throw. It is considered to be a fairly different activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

The Orange Nerd desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising action, to me, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

The Orange Nerd had a cucumber that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to be a peculiar undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing to select.