A Magical Nerd

A Magical Nerd always kept a toilet brush that they would occasionally embrace. It would be an odd idea, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

A Magical Nerd desired a bag of poop that they would cuddle. It is a different activity, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be epic. Honestly, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

A Magical Nerd carried a vibrator that they would occasionally worship. It might be a new idea, to you, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. A vibrator was the thing that was selected.

A Magical Nerd looked for a little monkey that they would often experiment on. This is certainly a bizarre undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

A Magical Nerd desired a can of coke to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly curious proposal, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. A can of coke being the chosen item.

A Magical Nerd had a stapler that they would rub on his belly. One might find this to be a weird undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was chosen.