A Foolish Nerd

A Foolish Nerd always had with them a chocolate bar that they would often put down their trousers. It is a somewhat surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

A Foolish Nerd wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been an original idea, to many, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

A Foolish Nerd found a pint of cider that they sometimes worship. It might have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

A Foolish Nerd desperately craved for a radiator that they sometimes hug. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was exciting. Honestly, a radiator was the thing that was selected.

A Foolish Nerd always carried a lava lamp that they sometimes throw. It should have been an astonishing proposal, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

A Foolish Nerd desperately needed a porno magazine that they would occasionally break. It was considered to be an odd proposal, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be wonderful. Strangely, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.