A Bum Loving Nerd

A Bum Loving Nerd desperately wanted a tomato that they sometimes break. This might appear to be an astonishing operation, to you, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the item chosen.

A Bum Loving Nerd searched for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally play with. It should have been an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

A Bum Loving Nerd desperately looked for a crown that they sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the thing that was selected.

A Bum Loving Nerd always carried a bag of poop that they would cuddle. It would be a fairly peculiar idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Nerd craved for a radiator that they sometimes embrace. It would be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a radiator would be the item that was selected.

A Bum Loving Nerd found a bag of flour to demolish. This seems to be an extraordinary undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the item to opt for.