A Colourful Nerd

A Colourful Nerd had a can of Tango that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an exciting approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

A Colourful Nerd desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes sleep with. It is a bizarre undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea is sublime. A sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

A Colourful Nerd wanted a can of coke that they would sometimes annihilate It is considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

A Colourful Nerd found a bat that they would often smash. It was a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a bat is the item to opt for.

A Colourful Nerd desired a cup to put down their trousers. It might be a fairly strange activity, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a cup being the thing selected.

A Colourful Nerd wanted a chocolate bar that they would sometimes experiment on. It was a peculiar approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item to select.