The Brainy Nerd

The Brainy Nerd desperately desired a cup that they would put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup having that done to it

The Brainy Nerd found a bottle of coke that they liked to play with. It should be a curious action, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. A bottle of coke is the item to opt for.

The Brainy Nerd owned a pint of cider that they would occasionally cuddle. This could be considered a fairly funny approach to life, to you, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

The Brainy Nerd always carried a helmet that they would worship. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary activity, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a helmet was the item that was opted for.

The Brainy Nerd often carried a tomato that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the item chosen.

The Brainy Nerd desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be an odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.