His Purple Nerd

His Purple Nerd carried a spade that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a spade being the thing opted for.

His Purple Nerd carried a sword that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. A sword was the thing that was chosen.

His Purple Nerd desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly an unusual undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the chosen item.

His Purple Nerd carried a bag of flour that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a strange suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

His Purple Nerd always had with them a sword to embrace. It should be a bizarre action, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was fun. A sword was the item that was selected.

His Purple Nerd desperately craved for a piece of paper to break. It should have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be sublime. Honestly, a piece of paper being the item selected.