Her Exceptional Nerd

Her Exceptional Nerd needed a little monkey that they would sometimes throw. This seems to be an exciting idea, to most, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Exceptional Nerd had a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is a fairly new operation, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

Her Exceptional Nerd desperately wanted a sword that they liked to demolish. It might have been a weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was the most awesome idea. A sword was the chosen item.

Her Exceptional Nerd desperately looked for a spade that they would often sit and look at. It would be a fairly original suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a spade being the item opted for.

Her Exceptional Nerd desperately looked for a painting of a melon to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

Her Exceptional Nerd often carried a bottle of beer that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly weird action, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.