Bum Loving Nerd

Bum Loving Nerd searched for a can of Tango that they would try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

Bum Loving Nerd always kept a Harry Potter wand to throw. One might find this to be a surprising suggestion, to many, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was epic. A Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

Bum Loving Nerd often carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes annihilate It was a surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

Bum Loving Nerd always kept a stapler that they would play with. It should be a funny idea, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the item to choose.

Bum Loving Nerd desperately searched for a computer that they would often annihilate One might say this is a bizarre thought, to many, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a computer is the item to select.

Bum Loving Nerd had a melon that they would cuddle. It should have been a weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a melon was the thing that was selected.