The Crypting Nerd

The Crypting Nerd desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be an odd thought, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

The Crypting Nerd desperately wanted a crown that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been a fairly new idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crypting Nerd always carried a sponge that they liked to cuddle. It would be an odd exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

The Crypting Nerd had a radiator that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a curious operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a radiator is the item to select.

The Crypting Nerd desperately wanted a ball that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly different idea, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. A ball was the chosen thing.

The Crypting Nerd desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would put up their bum. It might have been a fairly strange proposal, to me, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.