Her Anxious Nerd

Her Anxious Nerd wanted a mug that they would occasionally sleep with. It was a fairly new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a mug was the item that was opted for.

Her Anxious Nerd desperately looked for a melon that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be an odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a melon would be the chosen thing.

Her Anxious Nerd desperately looked for a radiator that they would break. It is considered to be a fairly curious exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the chosen thing.

Her Anxious Nerd wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

Her Anxious Nerd often carried a rubber johnny to try to balance on their head. It was a funny action, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was stunning. A rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

Her Anxious Nerd craved for a pen that they would often drop. It would have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to many, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pen being the chosen item.