Careful Nerd

Careful Nerd always had with them a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put on his head. It should be a surprising operation, to many, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

Careful Nerd needed a vibrator that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a vibrator having that done to it

Careful Nerd found a vibrator that they would sometimes play with. It might have been a surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was simply life. A vibrator was the item that was chosen.

Careful Nerd always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly strange thought, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be epic. A Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

Careful Nerd always had with them a sword to smash. It should have been an exciting activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a sword is the item to select.

Careful Nerd wanted a pencil sharpener to share. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was awesome. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.