Weary Nerd

Weary Nerd searched for a vibrator that they would sometimes worship. This seems an original action, to me, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

Weary Nerd desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a strange proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

Weary Nerd desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes cuddle. It might be an original exercise, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. A can of Tango being the chosen thing.

Weary Nerd always had with them a cup to sleep with. One might say this is an astonishing operation, to most, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a cup was the item that was selected.

Weary Nerd desperately desired a vibrator that they would often annihilate One might say this is a fairly odd suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

Weary Nerd desperately wanted a spade that they sometimes play with. It is a curious approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a spade is the thing to select.