The Fucking Nerd

The Fucking Nerd desperately needed a dildo that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a fairly surprising approach to life, to most, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Nerd desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a new approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

The Fucking Nerd always had with them a CD player that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a CD player was the chosen thing.

The Fucking Nerd wanted a pencil sharpener that they would put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly curious thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

The Fucking Nerd found a hat that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a hat having that done to it

The Fucking Nerd had a helmet that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.