A Scary Nerd

A Scary Nerd craved for a can of coke that they would occasionally embrace. It might be a fairly strange exercise, to many, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the thing selected.

A Scary Nerd had a condom that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly strange activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

A Scary Nerd often carried a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

A Scary Nerd desperately searched for a chocolate bar to put down their trousers. This seems to be a surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was awesome. A chocolate bar was the thing that was selected.

A Scary Nerd carried a stretchman that they would put down their trousers. This seems an extraordinary thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was wonderous. A stretchman being the chosen thing.

A Scary Nerd desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly original thought, to most, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.