The Bum Loving Nerd

The Bum Loving Nerd always had with them a stapler that they would insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Nerd wanted a computer that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is a fairly exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Nerd always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put on his head. It would be an exciting thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

The Bum Loving Nerd always carried a set of lego that they would sometimes sleep with. It might be a weird exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Nerd craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Nerd desperately wanted a big sponge that they would sometimes eat. It might have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.