Lovely Nerd

Lovely Nerd desperately looked for a stapler that they liked to embrace. It should have been a fairly odd suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the thing opted for.

Lovely Nerd desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would put up their bum. This seems to be a strange action, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

Lovely Nerd desired a cucumber that they would occasionally put on his head. It should be a surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

Lovely Nerd carried a set of lego to break. It might have been a fairly original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the chosen thing.

Lovely Nerd owned a dildo that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was a somewhat surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is epic. Strangely, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

Lovely Nerd carried a crown that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown being the item selected.