The Orange Nerd

The Orange Nerd desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes hug. This might appear to be a fairly unusual action, to some, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was out of this world. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

The Orange Nerd wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally experiment on. This might appear to be a weird exercise, to most, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. A can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

The Orange Nerd always carried a bottle of beer that they would often play with. It would have been a fairly surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

The Orange Nerd owned a vibrator that they would often smash. This is certainly a peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a vibrator was the chosen item.

The Orange Nerd needed a computer to put up their bum. It is an extraordinary activity, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer was the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Nerd needed a hat that they would play with. It would have been a fairly original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat having that done to it