His Jolly Nerd

His Jolly Nerd needed a sword to sleep with. It should have been a different thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a sword having that done to it

His Jolly Nerd owned a CD player that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was awesome. Bizarrely, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

His Jolly Nerd craved for a sword that they sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword being the chosen item.

His Jolly Nerd desperately craved for a cucumber that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly unusual proposal, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a cucumber being the item opted for.

His Jolly Nerd desired a teapot to hug. It would be an exciting activity, to many, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be exciting. Honestly, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

His Jolly Nerd craved for a custard pie that they sometimes experiment on. It should have been a new thing to do, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the chosen thing.