My Depressed Nerd

My Depressed Nerd carried a pen that they sometimes hug. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was exciting. A pen would be the item chosen.

My Depressed Nerd desperately craved for a melon that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the chosen item.

My Depressed Nerd desperately looked for a little monkey to hug. It is considered to be a bizarre action, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.

My Depressed Nerd wanted a porno magazine to share. This might appear to be a fairly exciting idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

My Depressed Nerd looked for a vibrator that they liked to sit and look at. This seems a fairly new approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a vibrator having that done to it

My Depressed Nerd often carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally put up their bum. This is certainly an astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.