My Jolly Nerd

My Jolly Nerd desperately desired a spade that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly a fairly strange activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

My Jolly Nerd looked for a melon that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

My Jolly Nerd always kept a teapot that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a fairly odd operation, to many, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was wonderful. Strangely, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.

My Jolly Nerd needed a radiator that they would occasionally break. It is considered to be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the thing to select.

My Jolly Nerd always kept a pencil sharpener to throw. It would be a fairly original thought, to most, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

My Jolly Nerd desired a pint of beer that they would sit and look at. It is a peculiar exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.