The Cheerful Nerd

The Cheerful Nerd carried a helmet that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems a different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the thing to select.

The Cheerful Nerd desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper to smash. It might have been a fairly curious activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

The Cheerful Nerd always carried a bottle of beer that they would break. This seems a fairly strange idea, to you, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

The Cheerful Nerd desperately wanted a lava lamp to demolish. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Nerd desperately wanted a lava lamp that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly strange action, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was epic. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

The Cheerful Nerd owned a bat that they liked to eat. It might have been an unusual idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is entertaining. A bat is the item to select.