The Boring Nerd

The Boring Nerd desperately desired a rubber chicken that they sometimes smash. It is an unusual undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

The Boring Nerd needed a custard pie that they would often put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly weird idea, to many, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Nerd searched for a block of cheese that they would put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

The Boring Nerd often carried a set square that they sometimes eat. This might appear to be a strange idea, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a set square is the item to opt for.

The Boring Nerd had a cucumber that they liked to worship. It is considered to be a fairly curious action, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. A cucumber was the item that was chosen.

The Boring Nerd always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would demolish. It is a bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.