His Angry Nerd

His Angry Nerd desired a sword that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would have been a surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was fun. A sword being the thing selected.

His Angry Nerd desperately searched for a bag of poop that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a bizarre approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be out of this world. A bag of poop being the item opted for.

His Angry Nerd searched for a radiator that they would often sit and look at. It might have been an unusual proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

His Angry Nerd always kept a ball that they would often put down their trousers. It is an extraordinary idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a ball was the item that was chosen.

His Angry Nerd searched for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an unusual action, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

His Angry Nerd desperately desired a bat that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly strange activity, to many, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the item to select.