His Adorable Nerd

His Adorable Nerd always kept a set square that they would often put on his head. It would have been a weird thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a set square is the thing to choose.

His Adorable Nerd often carried a porno magazine that they sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a new approach to life, to many, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

His Adorable Nerd craved for a chocolate bar that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly astonishing thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea is exciting. A chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

His Adorable Nerd had a hat that they would occasionally sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly strange idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

His Adorable Nerd found a can of coke that they would sometimes worship. It is a different idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the chosen item.

His Adorable Nerd often carried a piece of paper that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems a weird action, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is fun. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.