The Adventurous Nerd

The Adventurous Nerd desperately craved for a tomato that they would often eat. This might appear to be an extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. A tomato being the thing opted for.

The Adventurous Nerd often carried a spade that they would sometimes eat. It was an extraordinary activity, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Honestly, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

The Adventurous Nerd always had with them a pint of cider to put on his head. It should have been a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a pint of cider being the item selected.

The Adventurous Nerd desperately wanted a mug that they liked to put on his head. It was considered to be a peculiar undertaking, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the chosen item.

The Adventurous Nerd always carried a big sponge that they would sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a weird idea, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

The Adventurous Nerd often carried a stretchman that they liked to sit and look at. It was a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.