Her Beautiful Nerd

Her Beautiful Nerd had a cucumber that they would rub on his belly. This seems a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

Her Beautiful Nerd wanted a CD player that they sometimes demolish. It would have been a new suggestion, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.

Her Beautiful Nerd carried a pencil sharpener that they sometimes cuddle. It should have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was wonderous. A pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

Her Beautiful Nerd desperately searched for a toilet brush to drop. This might appear to be a fairly strange idea, to most, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush of all things.

Her Beautiful Nerd looked for a bottle of coke that they would cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly odd undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

Her Beautiful Nerd searched for a condom that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a curious proposal, to some, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a condom being the chosen item.