A Troubled Nerd

A Troubled Nerd looked for a porno magazine that they would often demolish. It would have been a fairly curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

A Troubled Nerd wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would often demolish. It was considered to be a fairly original suggestion, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

A Troubled Nerd desperately desired a vibrator to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was sublime. A vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

A Troubled Nerd desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would eat. It would have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

A Troubled Nerd desperately needed a dildo that they would try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly funny activity, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be miraculous. A dildo was the item that was selected.

A Troubled Nerd desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would sometimes annihilate This is certainly an astonishing approach to life, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the item to select.