The Fat Nerd

The Fat Nerd often carried a bottle of coke that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

The Fat Nerd often carried a set of lego that they would occasionally demolish. One might find this to be a curious proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a set of lego would be the item chosen.

The Fat Nerd wanted a condom that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a peculiar thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

The Fat Nerd always carried a cup that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be an original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup is the item to opt for.

The Fat Nerd always carried a hat that they would sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly unusual operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a hat would be the thing that was selected.

The Fat Nerd always had with them a pint of beer that they would occasionally throw. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was fun. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.