The Crypting Nerd

The Crypting Nerd found a lava lamp that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been an unusual thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

The Crypting Nerd craved for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly curious thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

The Crypting Nerd found a bag of poop that they sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a fairly weird proposal, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

The Crypting Nerd wanted a melon that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly bizarre operation, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a melon would be the chosen thing.

The Crypting Nerd desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes worship. It should be a funny idea, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Nerd had a stapler that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly new idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.