The Handsome Nerd

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The Handsome Nerd desperately searched for a custard pie that they sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a custard pie is the item to select.

The Handsome Nerd carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sleep with. It was considered to be a peculiar suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

The Handsome Nerd desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would often smash. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to you, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Nerd always carried a bottle of wine that they would often demolish. One might find this to be a fairly funny exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

The Handsome Nerd always carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes break. One might consider this to be a fairly new proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon is the item to select.

The Handsome Nerd needed a teapot that they would often insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a bizarre thought, to most, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a teapot was the thing that was selected.