Fucking Nerd

Fucking Nerd found a rubber chicken that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a different thought, to you, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was fun. A rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

Fucking Nerd desperately desired a can of Tango that they would often put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly original operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

Fucking Nerd desperately looked for a toilet brush that they liked to hug. One might consider this to be a new exercise, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

Fucking Nerd needed a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly new thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

Fucking Nerd desperately desired a painting of a melon that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

Fucking Nerd desperately wanted a stretchman that they would often sit and look at. One might consider this to be a bizarre undertaking, to you, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.