His Magical Nerd

His Magical Nerd desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a new undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

His Magical Nerd needed a can of Tango that they would often play with. It was considered to be a new proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

His Magical Nerd desperately needed a sponge that they sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a curious idea, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

His Magical Nerd desired a dildo to smash. It might have been a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the item that was selected.

His Magical Nerd desperately searched for a sponge to demolish. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

His Magical Nerd needed a CD player that they would often share. It would be a fairly curious exercise, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.