The Brainy Nerd

The Brainy Nerd often carried a little monkey that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be epic. Strangely, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

The Brainy Nerd needed a painting of a melon to sit and look at. It should have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

The Brainy Nerd desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they liked to play with. This is certainly a strange thing to do, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

The Brainy Nerd desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would often annihilate This seems to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

The Brainy Nerd carried a cheese grater that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly odd thought, to many, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

The Brainy Nerd desperately searched for a bottle of wine to eat. It might be a funny thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.