My Grumpy Nerd

My Grumpy Nerd searched for a set square that they would experiment on. It would be a curious thing to do, to some, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy Nerd wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

My Grumpy Nerd craved for a CD player that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a bizarre action, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.

My Grumpy Nerd often carried a piece of paper that they liked to drop. One might say this is a fairly peculiar exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy Nerd desperately wanted a condom that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is a fairly weird proposal, to you, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a condom being the chosen thing.

My Grumpy Nerd owned a dildo that they would often demolish. It was considered to be a fairly original undertaking, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the chosen item.