The Crazy Nerd

The Crazy Nerd desired a rubber chicken that they would often worship. It would have been a fairly new thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken of all things.

The Crazy Nerd searched for a hat that they would often cuddle. This could be considered a fairly weird approach to life, to most, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a hat being the item selected.

The Crazy Nerd always kept a can of Tango to drop. It might have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

The Crazy Nerd owned a bottle of beer that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be a strange suggestion, to most, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was entertaining. A bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Crazy Nerd carried a custard pie to experiment on. One might say this is an exciting suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Nerd desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly original operation, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.