A Silly Nerd

A Silly Nerd carried a toilet brush that they would often put up their bum. This seems an original undertaking, to you, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

A Silly Nerd owned a lava lamp that they would occasionally break. This seems a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

A Silly Nerd desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would rub on his belly. It should be a fairly unusual thought, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. A bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

A Silly Nerd searched for a hat that they would throw. It might have been a fairly original thing to do, to most, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a hat being the item opted for.

A Silly Nerd desperately wanted a hat that they would occasionally put on his head. It should be a fairly surprising operation, to many, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a hat being the chosen item.

A Silly Nerd always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would embrace. This might appear to be an exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.