A Square Nerd

A Square Nerd desired a helmet that they would share. It is considered to be a fairly odd suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a helmet being the item selected.

A Square Nerd desperately desired a crown that they would occasionally play with. It should be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a crown was the thing that was selected.

A Square Nerd desperately desired a can of coke that they would break. It would be an odd thing to do, to you, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

A Square Nerd owned a radiator that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a fairly strange idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the item chosen.

A Square Nerd desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly funny action, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

A Square Nerd always carried a dildo that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a dildo being the thing selected.