His Lonely Nerd

His Lonely Nerd wanted a stretchman that they would often experiment on. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman of all things.

His Lonely Nerd owned a can of coke that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems a fairly surprising action, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

His Lonely Nerd often carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes drop. It should have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

His Lonely Nerd craved for a magic 8 ball that they liked to smash. This seems to be a fairly odd action, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

His Lonely Nerd desperately wanted a custard pie that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems an astonishing action, to most, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was epic. A custard pie is the item that was chosen.

His Lonely Nerd needed a painting of a melon to smash. It was a fairly funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. A painting of a melon is the item to opt for.